|The goose in question loose on the streets|
You know the words, you know the song, but did you know that the goose has gone into hiding?
However, as you can see here, I have captured a photo of the goose in question. Early evening on December 13, 2012. I saw this goose parading down Nicollet Ave in downtown Minneapolis AS IF EVERY THING WAS NORMAL.
As you can see from this photo, the goose is trying to pass herself of as a non-threatening goose. A goose just on a walk, maybe to work. A goose who wears shawls and hats to protect her from the weather.
A goose just like us.
But this is what we really know.
1. Christmas is coming.
2. The goose is getting fat.
This goose is the ring leader of an international crime ring about stealing holiday cheer from merrymakers.....which means this goose is the new Grinch.
The world has been ripe for a new Grinch to take over holiday un-merrymaking ever since the Grinch's heart grew three sizes larger. Now, all the Grinch does is re-enact that one time He Stole Christmas.
But it all comes back to this goose. We don't even know the diabolical deeds she is up to, other than, Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat.
Better watch out.