Bowling theory.

Tonight was my company holiday party.

We went bowling.

I won the most animalistic bowling award.

It was a decorative green lead glass candle with snowflakes on it.

I won it because my bowling theory is -the harder and faster you throw the bigger the explosion of the pins will be and therefore the likelihood of knocking more pins down will happen.

I don't know if it worked. I did get one strike. And more than one gutter ball.