"twas the night before Fiberuary and all through the house,
all the fibers were celebrating, including those in my blouse
The Irish oats were stocked in the cupboard with care,
with the hopes that full bowls and bowels would soon appear
The grains were are nestled snug in their jars,
near the cereals and FiberOne bars.
The beets were anticipating from the fridge,
and the cabbege was wilting, but just a tidge
When at midnight, there arose such a clatter,
from a neighbor who appear to be quite a bit fatter
"It's Groundhog Day!", they exclaimed supreme,
I saw that my iphone displayed February 1st, 2013
It's Fiberuary! I yelled as in correction,
and no one echoed my grand jubliation
But once they discovered the delights in store
I knew they would herald Fiberuary glore
For the month of soluble and insoluble bliss
was upon us once again to provide an intestinal tryst
For 28 days or 29 depending on the year,
active bowels are nothing to fear
On Bran! And Quinoa! Go Chicory and Greens!
Bring forth happy digestion to the elderly, middle aged and teens!
Happy Fiberuary to all and to all a good fiber delight!