"Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred postcards, that's how you promote, promote your show. With press releases, Twitter feeds, and Facebook pages. That's how you promote, promote your show."
You know it, Your Responsibility for Sex Failure by Heather Meyer (me!) and Mary Certain has promotional postcards. Like a million of them.
Ok, not a million but more than 50.
Postcards! It's a real thing! They are so shiny. Like someone made them. For real.
Because someone did! Mary Certain designed the cards with her graphic design ninja skills. And that sexy photo? That was taken by the talented Joey Ford!
Look at all that important info! Save the date! Save it! You don't want to waste that date. Or let that date be killed because you didn't save it, just like the whales.
Now to avoid getting paper cuts.