I hate 1,2,3.
They think they are so cool, being at the front of the line up and all. Everyone has to use 1,2,3.
Person: On three! One, Two, Three!
Person 2: On three? or wait for three?
Person: On three, always on three.
(yeah, on three people, waiting for after three is unnesscary, you could have just gone until two then, boneheads.)
Winners of first place are always the best. Third place gets a bronze medal.
Bronze is special, you know the only other time bronze is used is to immortalize baby shoes, the most special shoes in the world. Stupid number 3 and its friends 1 and 2.
And we are always ranking things. Name you first choice, and second choice, oh hell, give us your top three favorite. No one ever wants to know my 8th favorite of anything, only my top three.
1,2,3 it's always 1, 2, 3. Or uno, dos, tres or any other translation. What about 17, 18, 19? Or 78, 79, 80. or 134, 73, 990?
One, two, three, they think they are so cool.
1, 2, 3 someday your fifteen minutes will be up, but first we have to get past three.