May 24th, 2010
Re: The Culture of Doing Things Blog
Confession: Double Down Sandwich
Dear Ms. Meyer:
Pursuant to my rights under federal culinary identification laws, I am requesting that you cease and desist referring to the chicken/bacon/sauce/cheese/chicken entree as a sandwich. A sandwich is defined as the marriage between bread surrounding a filling. Bread must be included in any description of a sandwich and the Double Down Entree at KFC does not include any bread, therefore it is illegal to be referred to as a sandwich as you so carelessly did in your recent blog entitled Confession: Double Down Sandwich.
You are hereby notified that if you do not comply with this request, I will immediately file a complaint with the Federal Culinary Commission and the Minnesota Attorney General’s office. Civil and criminal claims will be pursued.Sincerely,
M. Rye Bread
Commissioner of United States Bread Council