Sunday, August 29, 2010

Free flavored things I was given this week.

The week of flavored things.

Flavor thing #1.

Butter flavored lip balm from the Star Tribune booth at the MN State Fair.

Flavor thing #2.

Mint flavored condom from Courtney McClean and The Dirty Curls' Grand Ole Orgy at the Bryant Lake Bowl.

1 comment:

Naomi said...

Good thing you got a flavored condom and not flavored lube. Flavored lube is fucking pointless. Mouths have their own, ample supply of lubrication (saliva), and vaginas/anywhere else you can think of (trying to be open minded) don't have taste buds.

Although now that I think of it, once you use the flavored condom for its first purpose, you've made it less useful at its second purpose (now the lube is gone). Plus, if it's mint flavored you don't feel the need to brush your teeth afterward, which is a dangerous misconception.

I won't even comment on the lip gloss. We all know it is an abomination.