Good thing you got a flavored condom and not flavored lube. Flavored lube is fucking pointless. Mouths have their own, ample supply of lubrication (saliva), and vaginas/anywhere else you can think of (trying to be open minded) don't have taste buds.
Although now that I think of it, once you use the flavored condom for its first purpose, you've made it less useful at its second purpose (now the lube is gone). Plus, if it's mint flavored you don't feel the need to brush your teeth afterward, which is a dangerous misconception.
I won't even comment on the lip gloss. We all know it is an abomination.
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Good thing you got a flavored condom and not flavored lube. Flavored lube is fucking pointless. Mouths have their own, ample supply of lubrication (saliva), and vaginas/anywhere else you can think of (trying to be open minded) don't have taste buds.
Although now that I think of it, once you use the flavored condom for its first purpose, you've made it less useful at its second purpose (now the lube is gone). Plus, if it's mint flavored you don't feel the need to brush your teeth afterward, which is a dangerous misconception.
I won't even comment on the lip gloss. We all know it is an abomination.
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