Salt and Pepper: Super gay
Sugar: Girl next door
Sweet and Lo: Slut!
Ketchup: It's not a party with out Ketchup!
Splenda: Porn Star hot, created in a lab or on an operating table. Incredibly attractive. Hates
A-1: Super man (not like the hero, just really manly)
Tabasco: depressed, like that blue mule from Winne-the-Pooh
Mustard: Who invited Mustard? He never showers.
Coffee Creamers: That annoying clique of unattractive yet really made-up girls