Friday, June 25, 2010

Who's on the table? The Cast of Condiments.

Salt and Pepper: Super gay
Sugar: Girl next door
Sweet and Lo: Slut!
Equal: Lesbian
Ketchup: It's not a party with out Ketchup!
Splenda: Porn Star hot, created in a lab or on an operating table. Incredibly attractive. Hates
A-1: Super man (not like the hero, just really manly)
Tabasco: depressed, like that blue mule from Winne-the-Pooh
Mustard: Who invited Mustard? He never showers.
Coffee Creamers: That annoying clique of unattractive yet really made-up girls

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