Theatre Unbound 24hr Play Project

In January, I was a playwright for Theatre Unbound's 24hr Play Project. It was my second year participating in the project and I always forget my brain shuts off at 10:30. I met my writing partner for the first time at 9pm that night and we had until 5am to write a ten minute play utilizing five secret ingredients chosen by the audience of the Internet.

The ingredients were:

A fanny pack
A murderess or a virgin
A character that speaks only in Casablanca quotes
the phrase "Why does everyone always hate me on Wednesdays?"

And something else that I can't remember.

And out of a hat we drew a cast of 1 man and 1 woman.

Here it is.