Well, that joke was poorly rendered.
But look at this:
Minny stands for Minneapolis |
Also look at this:
Not first class
Did you know that airline seats did this? I didn't, but I wish i had to cradle my head instead of jamming into the crook of the window to sleep. However, my return flight did not have this type of headset. So there's that.
Chicago offered upon to us other wonders like Hot Doug's, the sausage superstore and encased meat emporium.
This was worth the hour plus wait outside in slightly cold rain. I ate the Foie Gras and Sauternes Duck Sausage with Truffle Aioli, Foie Gras Mousse and Fleur de Sel. It was something else! Michael had the one that was made of rattlesnake. Yup, RATTLESNAKE! My biggest fear next to knocking all of my teeth out. I ate the smallest bite of the rattlesnake sausage. Which my nervousness was odd, because I consider myself an adventurous eater, but rattlesnakes have haunted my dreams and my life for 25+ years. So I ate it. I kept thinking about snakes. I don't like thinking about snakes.
But then I was thinking. Am I afraid because I am one of the
Do I need to be more like the
?
You see what I did there right? To show you the restroom signs? Funny, right? Come on tell me it is funny! Well, if you don't think it's funny. Fine, comedy is subjective, so yeah.
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