Saturday, March 12, 2011

Flashback!

This is me!! I think I am about 3 years old. I have a broken ankle!

Monday, February 21, 2011

ME!

{state the obvious here}
{I haven't blogged in a while....at least on this blog...emoticon}

So yeah, I was doing some accidentaly cyberstalking and realized I never have filled out one of those email surveys that were forwarded around so much in the early "00's. So I am making up my own.


1. I used to drink sloe screws in college because I couldn't remember the name of any other drinks. And they were pink.

2. I am so over girls/women being obsessed with pink. There are other colors.

3. I hated baby dolls as a child.

4. I loved Barbie dolls.

5. I have had three cats in my life all large, friendly, male grey tabby cats.

6. I had a pony

7. I invented the holiday of Fiberuary which lasts the entire month of every February and increased your awareness and consumption of Fiber.

8. Yes, I know I capitalized Fiber in the last answer.

9. I have two hula-hoops and a large enough apartment to spin them in.

10. I hate pessimists

11. I think sewing is the same thing as hot gluing

12. I played an Irish Pirate for money one whole summer. 

13. My arms do that thing. You know the one.

14. I think being a bridesmaid is a competition.

15. I hate water chestnuts.

16. Currently, there is dried ice cream on my cat's tail.

17. I don't know how it go there, I don't get along with dairy.

18. Who's eating ice cream in my apartment?

19. The Ghost of Joel Coen haunts my apartment.

20. Culprit pinpointed

21. I am producing a fringe show this year for the MN Fringe Festival.

22. So far I have written the Press Release. 

23. Is this enough self-indulgence yet?

24. Not quite.

25. Fine.

26. Straight teeth

27. Grasp exceeds my reach?

28. Spaz.

29. My brother and I invented a game called Spasm Man. It was awesome.

30. So much. 

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Does this count as my Christmas Letter?

Hello, Culture of Doing Things.

Many thing are being done.

On Monday Dec 13, the play I wrote Santa Claus-tatrophe is being performed by the nufan ensemble in Chicago, IL.

Sweet right?

And the monologue Being Reasonable is being performed in Madison, WI with Forward Theatre at teh Overture Center for the Arts. This is cool because Christopher Durang and Beth Henley also submitted to this and got it. They only choose 12 entries.

It's like I am a famous playwright too.

word.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Accidents

So yesterday I ended up naming a holiday Rollergirl team, here are their names:
Mrs. Claws
Holi-dazed
Silver Hells and her twin sister Jingle Hells
Missle Toe
Christmas Carol?